July 2012
teenage girls are so stupid and annoying im glad im actually a 49 year old man
me: i want a hot body
me: does absolutely nothing to achieve this
sometimes my laptop gets really hot and starts burning my leg but i fight through the pain because i am a blogging warrior
*mum ordering pizza*
dad: whats the pizza with the praw-
mum: OMG WHY CANT YOU JUST LISTEN OMG
dad: sorry for being alive
dad: sorry for asking a question your highness
dad: sorry for funding the existence for these events tonight
dad: soRRY
sasscastle:
raise your hand if you feel personally victimized by liam’s new haircut
why cant people appreciate how much effort I put into not becoming a serial killer
1 tag
if someone ever falls in love with me i will literally die of shock
same
hazwards:
Petition to get Scott Disick to host every award show ever
person: do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend
me: are you making fun of me
